No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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