And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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