I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We had to coat check the pizza.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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