I must be too annoying 4 u.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I could make wine with my vomit
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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