So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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