While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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