Porn is love you can see.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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