oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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