I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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