do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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