so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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