My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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