I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The adults are the big ones right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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