Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You need a sexual gate keeper
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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