I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
