Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I AM VODKA MAN
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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