addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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