Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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