It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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