you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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