Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just found puke in my bra..
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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