don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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