This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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