Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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