Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
do nipples grow back?
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