You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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