i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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