my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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