Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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