I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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