Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
