you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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