how can u be prego again
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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