So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Can Purell be used as lube?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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