return my video game
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
