he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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