I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Oh god it's open bar.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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