Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
