i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
