Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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