He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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