Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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