isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
This house was built for laser tag.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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