The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he fucked my hip out of place.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
