brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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