i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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