I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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