Betty ford says i'm here all night
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My dick has a subreddit
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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