so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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