No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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