i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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