I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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