he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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